Statistically… everyday can’t be Crappy!!

Dear Daughter Yes, midterms¬†are here and sh*t happens, things get in the way of studying, people misbehave, you roll over on your head phones and break them, and sometimes it almost seems like the universe is conspiring against you. However, you learned a great lesson a couple weeks ago – it can’t be sh*t sandwiches […]

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Hey Future me – You Got This!

Hey Future me, it’s me from like from 10 years ago. I know you got a couple tough weeks ahead with midterms coming up, but you got this! Start the day with some exercise, try to eat well, don’t get too distracted by kittens, and study the heck out of those expensive books your poor […]

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Good Instincts – Fire Bad!

Dear Daughter Often education is responsible for assisting you with being successful in life, but don’t under estimate good instincts either! Good instincts can make life great and I believe you have good instincts based on the picture above. Look at you, you immediately knew on your first birthday that fire could be bad! I […]

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Thin Mints – Hmmmmm!

Dear Daughter Let’s stay on yesterday’s snack seem. I think life is great because of the occasional binge on Thin Mints – specially when you stick them in the freezer! Hmmmmm, yummy goodness! This is the time of year where I am starting to see Girl Scouts selling their cookies around town and it reminded […]

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Wheat Thins – Snacky!

Dear daughter You know this is not an advertisement! Wheat Thins can make life great when you desire a small snack, but it never ends that way – does it?¬† This is a serious problem that our household faces. These evil little squares are the potato chips of the cracker world. You start innocently enough […]

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