Dear Daughter

You should be very glad worms are small – what if they were as big as snakes?

You may not remember this because it happened about 15 years ago, but I was gardening  and you were helping me  when I found a worm and you freaked out.  Then I gave the worm to our turtle, which you thought was cool. So you put on rubber gloves and started looking for worms. When you’d find one, you would grab it and run around looking for the turtle, screaming the entire time because you were holding a worm.

Dad