Dear Daughter

There is a saying that women who want to be equal to men have no ambition – you can do better than being equal to a man! Especially the guy next to you! I know this is a heck of a week and I doubt you’ve slept much, but hang in there. We are very proud of you and know you will get through this week because you’re our favorite.

Dear Son

Ignore everything written above, you’re a good guy! This is also a test to see if you’re ever reading this!

Dad