Everyone has to try using a jackhammer in their lifetime, at least once! Even you!
It’s a miracle as it slices through concrete like butter! Yes, that hard stuff that has cracked your iPhone face many times or you tripped over it and fell on its unrelenting and unforgiving surface. Now you can break it instead – payback baby!!!
Now I do believe that at one time it was mandatory to show just a hint of butt crack as one jackhammers, but like holding your pinky out whilst one sips tea, it’s only optional now. But please don’t do it in a bikini (whether male or female – no judgments here), the pictures that came up when your poor father Googled “jackhammer woman” were disturbing.