Dear Daughter
Today is your last final. Life will be great by the end of this day. I suspect you will be extremely happy to have gotten it all done. May I suggest not looking in the mirror afterwards just in case you’ve aged 30 years this week. I suspect you will be all smiles from being finished, but might look a little worn out from the stress and lack of sleep! Don’t worry, Hawaii will take care of all of that. Looking forward to having you home kiddo.
Dad
P.S. – used weird app to make you look old – see me as an even older guy below – Yikes!!!
Do NOT dare respond telling me you can’t see the difference because then no Hawaii for you!