Dear Kids

Life is great and possible because of mothers! You would never be born if it was left to men to give birth to you! So let’s celebrate the day that made your existence possible.  You should apologize to your mother for what you did to her body and for all the sleepless nights she’s had because of you guys. Yes,  she would not trade it for anything, but apologize anyway!

Dear Wife

Thanks for giving birth to those two things that eventually became fine human beings and became the biggest reason for why life is great.  You did a good job raising them despite my influence on them.

Dad/Husband

P.S. – if anyone reading this today is a mother – then Happy Mother’s Day to you too!