Dear Daughter

Yes, we are on a temporary vegan theme. So, I’m not naming names or pointing fingers, but there seems to have a great migration of duffel bags from Redwood City to Berkeley? Anyway, I think duffel bags make Life Great and I think so do you! They are so convenient, easy to stuff into car trunks unlike hard luggage plus you can then easily fold them and store them. I know that we will never figure out how to fold those REI duffel bags back into the pocket thingy they have on their side, but that’s OK.

So, I came across the mother of all duffel bags recently and thought of you. I think that even if we had a dozen of these, they would still migrate across the Bay. However, this would also be the right size duffel bag for a vegan that wishes to commit to eating non-vegans to save the planet. I’m not saying what goes inside the bag, but I think you know what I’m saying? I’m not suggesting where to start, but your brother ate a bunch Joe-Joe cookies pretending they were vegan; there are eggs in there and he knew it! Anyway, let me know if you need help moving a 170 Lbs lumpy duffel bag across the Bay?

Green Dad