Dear Kiddies

I’m still a bit stunned that you thought it was such a big deal for the old man to suddenly feel like making and eating some Jello? I know that in the 20+ years you’ve known me, that you’ve probably never once witnessed me eating Jello, but I suddenly had a hankering for a huge bowl of jello! It was deliciously refreshing, easy to chew, fun to jiggle, and I might even do it again! Jello made Life Great!

No, the old man did not partake in cannabis and suddenly get the munchies, I just wanted some artificial Jello goodness. I figure this is good training for my aging years as softer foods become my primary diet. Maybe I’ll blow your minds and have some apple sauce next week?

Jello Lobby Dad